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GORTICIAN SOCKS (Sock Puppetry on Usenet and Mental illness)



GORTICIAN SOCKS formed in 1991 when Jason lost his mind due to cheap Meth he thought was Cocaine. Riding on the coat tails (in this case- GOAT TAILS!) of the seminal 80's thrash band, Grendel, GORTICIAN faded from the MUSICK scene like a seman stain in bleach. From the ashes of GORTICIAN rises this newest noise from the Bayou Buttbuster Jason.
MUSIC THIS BAD HAS TO BE CALLED DEATH METAL!
Dividing their time between being the subject of illegal sckript kiddie hacking, trolling usenet, conjuring the spirits of the Heaven's Gate krewe(I got my Nikes!) and playing loud crappy music, Gortician has managed to amass a huge EGO while ignoring the truth of reality that they SUCK. The first release from GORTICIAN SOCKS came in 1993, when they recorded their debut three song E.P. with a fisher-price cassette deck, EATEN, BEATEN AND A FREAKIN' KOOKIN', containing the songs: Beaten, Mocked and Humiliated on Usenet, Orgy With a Dead Goat and Vagina Discordia. After selling two copies of the E.P. and offending no one despite their best efforts, Gortician SOCKS were arrested on stalking charges in Washington, La. where Jason resides. There is only one copy of this self-righteous musick in existence and any one who has ever heard it wishes it didn't exist. The band spent several months in jail playing drop the soap with the inmates, meeting a slew of vicious new boyfriends. They emerged from their cells sore but smiling resolving to turn their experience into the most brutal gay-tested Death Metal CD ever heard by men's men. The results of their inner intestinal journey will be unleashed in 2000, when the "TRANSEXUAL INTO HELL" CD hits the racks of your local free music brothel. With enough vile imagery to make inmates blush and subversive lyrics dealing with taboo subjects like Gay Satanism and freedom from thought, GORTICIAN SOCKS will probably draw the attention of flys and the wrath of their mothers. The CD promises to be the Best Crap Metal Album of 2000 ever recorded with a child's Fisher-Price Cassette Deck. The highlight of the disc is when your machine spits out this noise when it is over.
Get the crap Metal classic E.P. "Hypocrisy and Downfall" a tribute to the screwball logic of Jason.
BEWARE, LISTENING TO GORTICIAN SOCKS MAY CAUSE HEADACHES, VOMITING AND/OR severe Laughter at Jason's expense!!!! Download a Song Excerpt called "Voices in my Head"


On this awesome Death Metal Track I put the mic in my pointed big ear to record the voices in my head. If you can make out what these voices are saying to me please tell my Psychiatrist Brad. I recorded this track using the same "High Quality" recording techniques I used on my extensive MP3.com Crapology!